Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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fuckin up
“You forgot to collect the homew-“
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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When you`re in the middle of telling a joke.
And you ain`t even get to the funny part yet, but you`re already like:
“Na na, hold up, the funny part`s coming up.”
But your friend just stares at you…waiting :
Then when you tell them the funny part they don`t laugh. And they say your joke wasn`t funny.
You`re just like.
I`m funny bitch!
Don`t deny it.
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